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If you don't know a lot about football but you still want to join in with all of the excitement that the World Cup awards bring, then here are a few tips and tricks for you to use for yourself to help you blend in more easily and maybe even make yourself look like an actual footballing expert as well.

As soon as the referee blows on his throat flute to get the football match started to make sure you say one of these things:

•Come on football

•Kick off 

•Let's get this event started

•Good luck

•I think that we are going to be in for a great game

•I hope that our football team gets the points that they require 

•I am enjoying myself

If a player gets a tackle on him shout some of these things as loud as you can:

•Keep your knees to yourself, you idiot

•Put your shorts back on and get up

•It is a good job that he has got plastic shin sheets on the bottom of his legs or he would have to be carried home in a wheelchair

•This can't be happening

•Why isn't he moving anymore

•Great tackle

When a goal is scored take your top off and scream any or all of these things:

•What a goal

•That is the type of strike that I like to see

•He struck that one like he was kicking a ball at a prison


•Right off the top of his head

•Slam dunk


•Homeward Bound

•That is 1 point for us

•Kiss my knee

•Directly into the net

•Three men and a little lady

•Climb onto my back

If there is a penalty kick just say one of these things:

•Penalty kick

•That has got to be a penalty kick


•I hope that he doesn't let his family and his country down again like last year


Say one of these things if people around you think that it is a free kick:

•It is a free kick

•Nice outfit ref it is a shame about your decision making

If there is a throw-in try and stay completely calm and say one of these things:

•It is a throw in

•Good throw in

•Did you see that throw in just then

•That is the type of throw in that I like to see

•He knows how to handle a ball with his hands that is for sure

When a player goes offside roll your eyes and say:

•Get back on the pitch

•What are you doing

Here are some things for you to wear to help you blend in more easily if you are watching the World Cup awards at a pub or at your friend's house:

Sellotape a football flag around your face for an instant football effect

Sew a traditional World Cup sausage down the middle of your nose so people will think you are the most World Cup one of them all when they are having a look at your face

Glue some golden glitter beads on to your chin to make your chin look like it is the main part of the World Cup award

If you are a dad then why not impress your children and their friends by having a wear of a stylish dads football style crop top that will definitely get you noticed for all of the right reasons

Dads can also have a wear of some traditional World Cup leggings as well that are sure to finish off any outfit trust me

Men's football friendship bracelets don't just look good but they are also a good thing to show off and discuss with other men if you are at a pub or a football-themed restaurant

If you run out of football things to say then don't worry just try and stay calm and roll your trousers up around your thighs and slap your legs together and say your own name over and over again because this will give an illusion that you know exactly what is happening in the football match and it will also help to calm yourself down if you are having a panic attack or some sort of fit. ⚽⚽

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